December 2011
Good relationships don't just happen. They take...
lets make it happen yah!
Ang pagseselos ba ay para lang sa may karapatan?...
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
When you accept somebody , you accept their past...
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mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Assumptions
It’s annoying when people make themselves crazy over something that isn’t even really happening. Like thinking your significant other is cheating on you when they’re not, or when people assume that you’re dating somebody when you’re actually not. It takes low self-esteem to make assumptions that affect your emotions. People need to take a breather and chill out because nothing is even happening,...
When a girl leaves, you don't let her walk away.
You run after her and pour your heart out on the pavement. You have to tell her all the reasons you love her, and you gotta mean every word of it. You better kiss her like you’ve never kissed her before and hold her in your arms like you’re protecting the world, because she is your world. Fight for her. Don’t let her go. Because once she walks out on you, there will be nothing more you can do....
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk to me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Send me pickup lines?
SENDAN NIYO KO NG PICKUP LINES! :)
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
Anonymous asked: You look cute on your sidebar pic. k bye.
A bestfriend of the opposite sex
In my opinion, this is like the best type of relationship you can get. Just being able to play jokes on someone and having a person to kick it with all the time feels so good. I also prefer it over a guy to guy friendship ( or girl to girl ) because it’s so much easier to talk about your problems with the opposite sex.
My brother is such a troll..
Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.
Everything is made in China except babies. Babies... →
Isn't this great?
Can’t log in to my facebook and cant recieve calls and text messages. ahhh what a life but ehh we gon’ party again today, 4 Parties in a week. :D PINOY PARTIES ARE THE BESTT.
Emptiness
Why do I feel so empty right now? I feel like something bad is going to happen. My mind , I just keep thinking of the bad past. When I look in everyone’s eyes I can feel their pain and sadness. What’s happening to me? all I can think of is sad, very sad things.
